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Walter White X Morbius
Walter White was sitting in his living room. With Skyler divorced and Walter Jr. with her, he had all the time in the world, so he called up a friend. Inside his blue heart, it secretly yearned and beat for this specific special friend, though he’d never give up this information, not even if there was a gun set to his head. Just at that moment, a knock came at the door as a familiar voice called out from behind it.“Hey, Walt, it’s Morbin time- I-I mean mornin’ time! Mind letting me in?”
Walter stated, in response, “The door’s unlocked, Morbius.”In entered Walter’s childhood friend, which he had secretly been pining for for years, Morbius Thyme. He was tall with long, ebony black hair, and a secret of his own. Both knew the other worked in a lab, but nothing about the true meaning of the other’s profession, what with Walter cooking meth and Morbius cooking up vampires and all. Unknown to Walter, Morbius had also been harbouring secret feelings for him, as the two sat down on Walter’s couch and put on TV.“Hey, want to watch this series called Fixing Good or whatever? People have been recommending it.“, said Walt.
“Sure!”, replied Morbius, deciding TODAY would be the day he tells Walter how he feels about him. For now, though, they sit down and watch fixing good, as Jessej Purpleguy works on not murdering anyone.In the middle of the second episode, Morbius exclaims “FUCK IT, I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” Walter is confused, but any attempts to speak were stopped by Morbius placing his hands onto his lips. “Walter. Shut up, I need to get something off my chest.” Suddenly, Morbius was scared of what he was about to say, hands clamming up. It’s too late to go back now, though, so it’s time for him to rip off the band-aid.“W-WALTER WHITE I LOVE YOU-“Walter was taken aback, flushed, sitting in stunned silence. Morbius was panicking over how Walter would react, before he finally broke the silence.“I love you too, Morbius.”and then they kiss :3
wizard_adventure(based off Exotic Vapor's single of the same name)
Number 4, Wizard Toad’s DS Adventure. Wizard Toad’s DS Adventure, often referred by the community as Wizard Toad, was a game developed by Exotic for the Nintendo DS. Over a year ago, completionists found a secret level and ending that was unfinished but never cut out of the game. In order to get to it, you must defeat the final boss without using a single health potion. If you survive this monumental task, the game glitches, displaying an error and taking you to one of five places. These places can be Casino World, Exotic Spice World, Wild Fashion World, Wizard_Adventure-01 or simply the main menu. People who took to searching through WA01 discovered that it had a more “eerie” feeling than the other levels, and by the dev noted scattered on signs around the level, it was intentional. This may have been a haunted forest of some sorts, but playing through the empty level, players discovered there was also an ending that was cut. The music for the ending, as well as the ending itself, was drastically different from the original Wizard Toad ending. In the original, the entire game was revealed to be a dream in our Toad’s mind, but in the cut ending, Wizard Toad continues exploring before losing himself in the haunted forest, the ending defined in the files as Wizard_Adventure_Beta_2. Due to the fact it was simply too scary for a kids game, the developers were forced to cut it, though they seem to have left the files in accidentally. We can only wonder how it would have been if it was never cut...
Number 3,
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YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER
You are going to live forever.You shot up in your bed, groaning, those words burning in your mind like they were carved in. Just... just thinking about them made you oddly uneasy, as you tried to remember where you first heard those words. It felt like yesterday, and yet a lifetime ago.You stood, something nagging at the back of your mind as you dressed yourself, stepping outside. Today was your interview, and you walked, anxious, to the building. It was a big company, and yet hard to look into. You opened the door, walking into an eerily silent lobby. You walked to the elevator, which opened on queue as you stepped towards it. Upon entering, you saw a note, with only 6 words written into it.You are going to live forever.You brushed off the feeling of panic the note gave you, before the elevator doors opened again. You were on the floor your interview would be conducted on, but you couldn’t remember ever pressing the button. Maybe someone called the elevator, but nobody was around...You stepped out, forcing yourself to calm down through bated breath. This was all normal here, and you’ll join them soon. You’ll be fine, don’t worry. You walked ahead, looking for any sign of human life as you made your way to the bosses’ office. Nobody sat in their cubicles, their office, ANYTHING. It was... eerie, as you forced open the boss’ door.Yet again, there was no sign of life in the office, the only sign anyone had been here since it was built were the words scrawled in red across the opposing wall, “YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER”. You felt a sickening sense of déjà vu, as you attempted to leave. The doors slammed shut and locked behind you, as you remembered or realized or SOMETHING that it wouldn’t open. You ducked behind the desk amid your panic, before two “people” entered the room. Without even seeing them, you knew they weren’t human.When they saw where you were hiding, COWERING, you fell unconscious as six words were spoken to you.“You are going to live forever.”You shot up in your bed, groaning, those words burning in your mind like they were carved in...
The Dance Of The Dandelions
Bucky grabbed feverishly at the wall, trying to get a hold, as Olive watched from behind. “Good luck!”, she said, as he threw himself at the wall. The top was slippery, but he knew that if he ran at it, jumped juuust right, he should be able to grab on. His hand slipped again, as Olive helped him back up. Bucky brushed himself off, before going at it one last time. The timer was ticking down, but if he could just-
He jumped, reaching, and grabbing on. He almost slipped, but he was able to strengthen his grip. Olive noticed, deciding to help him over. As Bucky tumbled to the other side of the brick wall, Olive wished him good luck. He checked the time, 3 minutes. Something around here had been tormenting him, and he needed to figure out what it could be. The ground gave way to the sky, and the buildings that towered over were easily climbable.
He jumped up, climbing onto a particularly low part and scrambling over it. He hopped down, before looking at the grass. It was triangular and in chunks, a hallway he didn’t recognize peeling away from the “room” Olive brought him to, containing all the coconuts. He noticed a small alley, using the opportunity to climb via jumping between the buildings.
Bucky stared down at Olive, trying to remember what this could remind him of. She waved up at him, before he saw something he couldn’t recognize before on the roof of the other building. He jumped over to it, noticing it was a button. He pressed it, and-Bucky woke up. Something was wrong. His head was pounding, and where… was he? The technology needed to render this place… didn’t exist. What year was it? Bucky checked his timer/watch, located conveniently on his wrist. All it said was 99999999999999999…, going forever, off his wrist. He looked away, letting the numbers disappear, as he started walking. Disheveled cabins were left all over the once familiar beach, sun beating down.
He kept walking, before he suddenly froze. Footsteps. Bucky hid inside a trash can, as something that… almost looked like him walked past. They looked horribly wrong, though, eyes almost appearing soulless, the grin of the mascot head scaring the digital one to their core. Bucky couldn’t even find “Bucky”’s seam.
Bucky jumped out of the trash can, as the other one walked off. He looked around, trying to discern where to go, before running into the kitchen. Bucky blocked the door with some props, before slumping against the door, sprites changing to an exhausted face.